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Article #2
May 27, 2009
Bear World: A Poem by Griffin Lewis
 

Written by Griffin Lewis while he was in the hospital recovering from a bear attack.

Bear World:

On my face there are so many scrapes and
Lacerations, deep abrasions.
On my body there are many bruises
And contusions, such confusion

All around me are your scratching bear claws
Crushing bear paws, snapping bear jaws
Hide my head I wonder if he'll catch me
AAAHHHHH, AAAHHHHH!

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
In all my dreams I'm dying
At your massive bear hands
It hurts so much to fight you
But I don't have a choice
There's no one left to save me
It's a bear-eat-human,
Bear World
Bear World

Oh Shinnuko, you have made me do this
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
'Cause the rage you feel is so contagious
Run for shelter, run for shelter

Let's all get into battle positions
Man vs. bear, bear vs. man
Tell me doctor, what is my condition?
Mine is stable, his is fatal

What can I have done Shinnuko
To make you feel so mad?
Now all my bones are broken
Except for those in my hands
The dark in me is rising
But it's too hard to fight
Oh, won't somebody help me,
Its a beary, beary
Bear World
Bear World
Bear-Bear Bear-Bear World
Bear World

Thank you.


(Based on "Mad World" by Tears for Fears)
Gliff Productions 2009


Article #1
April 10, 2009
The Hottest Guys In School
 

a detailed list of all the guys who go to Forks High School, ranked by appearance

1. Edward Cullen
2. Jasper Hale
3. Emmett Cullen
4. Mike Newton
5. Ben Cheney
6. Steve Fletcher
7. Dave LaBeouf
8. Lee Stephens
9. Jim Lastname
10. Eric Yorkie
11. Samuel Griffin
12. Joyfellow Butterstotten
13. Chris Butterstotten
14. Wes Gibson
15. Mr. Banner
16. Ming Xie-Twong
17. Ridley Wilmott
18. Alonzo Calderas Wallace
19. Ponyboy Curtis
20. Xie Ming-Twong
21. Brandon Carmine
22. Robert Pattinson
23. Jason Stanley
24. Angela Weber
25. Tyler Crowley


(Ranking based on votes by Forks High students and faculty.)
special thanks to GermaphobeFiles
Gliff Productions 2009