1. Forks, Washington; 2:43
  2. I'm New Here; 1:42
  3. The Cullens; 1:48
  4. The Cold Ones;
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Forks, Washington
Music by: Griffin Lewis
Lyrics by: Jenny Nicholson, Griffin Lewis
Performed by: Christina Rutherford, Patrick Goldman, Justin Sweatt


Although I wish that I could stay
I have to send myself away
‘Cause of my mom’s new fiancé
He plays on baseball teams for pay

I feel that Phoenix is my home
I miss my friends; I'm all alone
But I’ve got no choice but to roam
So I’ll call Washington my home

Renee and Charlie are divorced
And though I am not being forced
I know my life must change its course
So I’ll live with my dad in

Forks, Washington is the town that I detest
Since I have moved here I’ve been so depressed

And I am
All on my own here, I’m
sad and alone here, I
don’t want to stay here, I
cry every day here. (Sigh)

Looks like joint custody's
Not working out for me
My only friend is a
Native American

Forks, Washington is the town that I detest

In Arizona there was sunshine
Almost every single day
I think that guy just ran a stop sign
I’ll pull him over right away

Forks, Washington is where I like to molest. Yes!
Thanks to your father I’m under arrest

And all the
Weather here’s so uncool
Rainy as usual
The supernatural
Better not be at school

So glad you’re back in town
Your hair looks longer now
Dad, it’s been cut since then
Guess it grew out again

Forks, Washington is the town that I detest

And with everything that's happening
All this change will take its toll
Because instead of watering saplings
Now the rain drowns my soul

I'm New Here
Music by: Griffin Lewis
Lyrics by: Griffin Lewis, Chase Donnally, Jenny Nicholson
Performed by: Griffin Lewis, Jenny Nicholson, Miles Minvielle, Bailey Meyers, Eric Martocci, Keller O'Rourke, and Jessica Morris


I'm new here
It's not that hard to see
that I don't belong
Can I pass unseen?
Turning stealth mode on!

[Mike] Hey! Over there! It's Isabella Swan!

I am a vampire
My thirst for humans, I have tried to quell
but I cannot resist that new girls smell!
No! I musn't. For I would burn in hell!

[Jessica] I'm Jessica! Let's be best friends forever!
That sounds okay
[Angela] I'm Angela! I have no friends!
Well you don't say
[Mike] I'm Mike! [Eric] And I'm Eric! [Mike + Eric] You're hot!
I guess that's kind
[Tyler] I'm Tyler! Wanna see my van?
Some other time

I wish I was alone
Why did I leave my home?
This attention isn't me
Just a new celebrity

[Jessica] It's so great to have such a unique friend!
I can read minds
[Eric] Let me walk you to Biology Bella!
One of a kind
[Mike] The girls in Arizona are prettier than here!
I must resist!
[Tyler] With such low standards, it can only get better!
Not worth the risk

I said never again
My sins I will amend
Then again it's just one girl
It can't matter to the world

First I will slaughter all the kids in the front row
I hate my life
Then I will kill her, but my dad can never know
and so I gripe
I'll take her arm, I'll take her leg, I'll kill her slow
Lament! Lament!
It will be messy; blood will splatter to and fro.
I'm not content
I'll show you anphase when I rip you in two
Wait, over there
A blood-type taste-test is my favorite kind to do
That copper hair
You've a reccessive gene for becoming my food
He has black eyes
Time for extinciton and the species will be you
Who is that guy?
It's time to die!

The Cullens
Music by: Griffin Lewis
Lyrics by: Jenny Nicholson, Griffin Lewis, Chase Donnally
Performed by: Bailey Meyers


That's the Cullen family
They're the coolest kids in school
Dr. Carlisle is their father
'Cause adoptive parents rule!

Esme is their mother
She's married to the Doc
Consider her the Bo Peep
Of that kooky Cullen flock!

The kids all date each other
And Edward, he's the spare
They're not legally related
So I guess their folks don't care!

It's weird that they wear jewelry
That bears the family crest
Since they have different last names
But to each their own, I guess!

Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie

The big one there is Emmett
He loves ESPN
And often shouts out battle cries
When training in the gym!
[Emmett] (HUH!)

Rosalie's the prettiest
But not without a price
Try asking her a question
To see if she'll be nice!
[Rosalie] (Nyeah!)

Alice is so friendly
She talks and smiles all day
I'm surprised she has no friends
But I'm guessing she cosplays!
[Alice] (Koo!)

Jasper's a conundrum
He doesn't talk a lot
He just sits there and grimaces
But he's still pretty hot!
[Jasper] (...)

Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie

Don't waste your time with Edward
'Cause he's too hot for you!

Now you know the
Crazy Cullen crew!

The Cold Ones
Music by: Griffin Lewis
Lyrics by: Jenny Nicholson, Chase Donnally, Griffin Lewis
Performed by: Jarrett Percivalle


Let me tell
you of a tale
Full of family fun
It's about a bloody feud
And murders yet to come

Years ago my ancestors
Roamed this vast landscape
They are what you call werewolves
Since they can change their shape

Then the Cold Ones trespassed here
In my elders' youth
We were welcoming at first,
But then we learned their truth

They stayed in on sunny days,
As Bram Stoker penned
And at night they drank the blood
Of our woodland friends

Oh? What's this?
It's about to get funky on this reservation!
(Wihl! Hla'o! Qa'al! Ba'iyas!)

And with that we all agreed
That we should retract
Our initial invitation
With a sacred pact

"No more Cold Ones on our land,"
Said our wheelchaired chief
Never would our tribe forgive
Their cold-blooded deceit

But since they were bitter they
Would not quite retreat:
To our shock and outrage they
Just moved a couple feet

Don't ask who the Cold Ones are:
You know them by name
For the Cullens and the Cold Ones
Are one and the same

Human-eating, brutal feeding, blending in with you and me
We're all haters 'cause they're traitors; now they're banned by our decree
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie.
Cold skin killers, warm blood spillers, twisted thrillers, can't you see?

Keep your distance, just resist 'em, for your safety you must flee
Anne Rice-reading, forceful bleeding, feasting on your arteries
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie
Lurking danger, something stranger, horror and calamity

Just stay away from Edward
Or you'll wind up his food!
Now you know the
Killer Cullen crew.


All music is written, recorded, and produced by Gliff Productions.

Copyright by Griffin Lewis 2008-2009